Investigation by CIA has revealed that the facebook spamming spree was started by Swami Nithyananda, after his videos were uploaded in facebook and his devotees tagged him in it. He was apparently pissed off with humanity, and wanted to give it a taste of its own medicine. Refuting the claims Swami Nithyananda said, “I am neither impotent nor potent. How can you question that which is unpotentable?”
Facebook friends of stupid people all over the world were at the receiving end of the Godman’s rage. For instance Salman, an employee of GE, clicked on all the notifications, spamming his friends and desecrating their walls. One of his infuriated ex-fbfriend, Aslam, asked,” What is wrong with that asole? How can he click on that stupid thing so many times? This is how mankind screws itself, raping once is never enough.”
In his defense the asole said,” When I get a message I click on it. What else can I do? Ignore it? Besides I had to make sure I wasn’t compromised, in any of the links”. His friends however pointed out that he had a non-existent social life with office being the only other place he visited
Recent events have helped Nithyananda gain popularity, especially amongst hippies. One of his hippy followers said, ”He is like one of us man. He has long hair, doesn’t do any work, just sings, screws and sleeps.”
